What did the monstah see?
What did Souppy see today when she woke up, let one rip,
ate a bucket of food, burped and then proceeded to do her rounds in the apartment?
What did she see?
What changed in the veranda?
Was she taken aback?
Were there many smells to sniff?
Click the nose of the monstah to find out!!!

Danced and danced and drank and then, when it was quite late into the night and all too hot, in a flash, I grabbed Christos L. and jumped in the pool, clothes, shoes, everything, on. Christoforos P. and Ioanna P. followed in. Oh how cool the water was. And the stars above. We then retreated to a private bungalow and changed into bathrobes and towels. I was smiling the entire next day. That was at club Island.
Then -was it last night?- we went to a place and took some stuff and danced and danced till 6am non stop – no pee breaks.

The following day I was shooting “Tender” by Argyris Papadimitropoulos, which was a trip; the soundstage was dark and stuffy, the set was a room made of 3 dark teal walls and a white bed with fluffy pillows, like classy vintage erotica. Serafita and I humped for 12 hours till we were almost unconscious. I saw some dailies and it looks like an actual blue film. Serafita has a beautiful body. We did such things to each other, things I never thought were allowed or I be bold enough to do. In the end her ass was beaming glowing red.

Got my pay cheque and went to a fabulous greenhouse with Artemis and splashed half of it on plants, flower pots and small trees. The veranda looks so dreamy now. A jasmine tree, ivy, and tons of other mysterious green monsters.

That sunbed was so nice. i could stay in there forever. The place was full of tv actors [do they all do that?!].

Ektoras will be assistant director in a feature film shooting over the summer. bad script but good experience it will be.

Went to Eleftheriades’ fashion show. Drank tons
Then at night we went to Balux where it was very lame, no matter the high alcohol intake. After more wine, more wine, MORE wine, a couple of lines, more wine and more wine, it got to be ok and the music got better and then lights on, the place was closing. wankers.

The sun is so good this morning. drinking coffee in the veranda and i’m noticing my flowers are very happy. blooming. there were even bees on them, proper spring.

I’m not really looking forward to saturday where i’ll have to spend 12 hours in a bed with a near stranger cavorting and exchanging saliva. at least the pay is good.

There’s a cool breeze now.

hahaha
funny, no?

I must tan a little for the sex scene I’m shooting Saturday. Last night I went to a fashion show – so many laughs. Drank tons of champagne, then we went to Yoga Bala for indian food.
Then we went to a bar and drank daiquiris and met more people there.
If I can twist Artemis’ arm enough maybe she’ll drive me to buy more plants and potted flowers. Want more, a lot more.
3rd cuppa coffee and still no brain activity. Only an abundant production of #2s.

The windstorm took Lela’s long, blonde human hair wig
dammit that was a goddamn $400 fucking hairpiece

c l i c k ↑

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Poor Lela

↑ c l i c k 

Met a funny turtle at the Royal Gardens.
She was very sociable.

slap slap slap go go go

woah Spring has knocked Peefee silly..
She has been sniffing my crotch ALL day.
bless the little monstah heheheheheh

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

marilita and i went to Habitat to shop for her new apartment, we got some great stuff to be delivered next week and some vanilla scented candles to go, then we ate a ton of pizza and went to Virgin for cds.
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kick kick kick bite scratch punch
if i faint from boredom, don’t be alarmed.
did christ die at 33?
ah goodie; a documentary on Icelandic fishmongers on ET1.
lets see.

Monaco, situated on the French Mediterranean coast, is a popular resort with pleasant climate. The principality has successfully sought to diversify into services and small, high-value-added, nonpolluting industries. The state has no income tax and low business taxes and thrives as a tax haven both for individuals who have established residence and for foreign companies that have set up businesses and offices. The state retains monopolies in a number of sectors, including tobacco, the telephone network, and the postal service. Living standards are high, mild climate, splendid scenery, comparable to those in prosperous French metropolitan areas.

Location:
Western Europe, bordering the Mediterranean Sea on the southern coast of France, near the border with Italy
Geographic coordinates:
43 44 N, 7 24 E
Area:
total: 1.95 sq km
water: 0 sq km
land: 1.95 sq km
Area – comparative:
about three times the size of The Mall in Washington, DC
Land boundaries:
total: 4.4 km
border countries: France 4.4 km
Coastline:
4.1 km
Climate:
Mediterranean with mild, wet winters and hot, dry summers
Terrain:
hilly, rugged, rocky
Geography – note:
second-smallest independent state in the world (after Holy See); almost entirely urban
Population:
32,130
Nationality:
noun: Monegasque(s) or Monacan(s)
adjective: Monegasque or Monacan
Ethnic groups:
French 47%, Monegasque 16%, Italian 16%, other 21%
Religions:
Roman Catholic 90%
Languages:
French (official), English, Italian, Monegasque
Literacy:
definition: NA
total population: 99%
male: NA%
female: NA%
Government Monaco Top of Page
Country name:
conventional long form: Principality of Monaco
conventional short form: Monaco
local short form: Monaco
local long form: Principaute de Monaco
Government type:
constitutional monarchy
Capital:
Monaco
Administrative divisions:
There are four quarters; Fontvieille, La Condamine, Monaco-Ville, Monte-Carlo
Independence:
1419 (beginning of the rule by the House of Grimaldi)
National holiday:
National Day (Prince of Monaco Holiday), 19 November
Constitution:
17 December 1962
Legal system:
based on French law; has not accepted compulsory ICJ jurisdiction
Suffrage:
21 years of age; universal
Executive branch:
chief of state: Prince RAINIER III (since 9 May 1949); Heir Apparent Prince ALBERT Alexandre Louis Pierre, son of the monarch (born 14 March 1958)
elections: none; the monarchy is hereditary;
Monaco does not have an embassy in the US
GDP – per capita:
purchasing power parity – $27,000 (1999 est.)
Unemployment rate:
3.1% (1998)
Budget:
revenues: $518 million
expenditures: $531 million, including capital expenditures of $NA (1995)
Industries:
tourism, construction, small-scale industrial and consumer products
Currency:
euro (EUR)
Currency code:
EUR
Exchange rates:
euros per US dollar – 1.06 1.0626
Telephone system:
general assessment: modern automatic telephone system
domestic: NA
international: no satellite earth stations; connected by cable into the French communications system
Radio broadcast stations:
AM 1, FM NA, shortwave 8 (1998)
Television broadcast stations:
5 (1998)
Airports:
none; linked to airport in Nice, France, by helicopter service
Heliports:
1 (shuttle service between the international airport at Nice, France, and Monaco’s heliport at Fontvieille) (2002)
Military Monaco Top of Page
Military – note:
defense is the responsibility of France
Disputes – international:
none

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i’m not saying a word.
not a word. no, not a word.

*crick
oh they’re naughty. naughty. After it was all done, they washed, they put on their platform shoes and left the hotel room. They had some noodle soup. With their pay, they perhaps got some LV or Chanel stuff.

poopee

Anyway, I’ve been doing absolutely nothing. Except reading other blogs, and it’s quite apparent as to who has a life and who doesn’t.

Hannah Harper:

“Is it all right if we do a facial cum shot?” the director asked me on my first movie for my Sin City contract. Are you kidding? I thought, if I had $1000 for every load I’ve taken on my face, wait a minute I do get… damn it, where’s all my money?

Anyway, the point is I’ve done a lot of facials. I’ve done a lot of anal, DP’s and ATM’s and it always surprises me when people don’t realize this. I like it when girls new to Direct Models say “Well, Hannah doesn’t do anal” as some kind of justification because they think they’re too good for it. “Umm, yes. Hannah does.”

I love being a contract girl; I love shooting features and enjoy the dialogue. I like make-up artists, beautiful locations. It’s fun to work with the same cast/crew each movie and hang out all day. A few months into my Sin City contract though I was feeling restless.

Fans had been e-mailing, asking me if I was going to shoot anything for Mayhem. As it was it had been purposely decided in my contract that I would only shoot features. But I’ve never really believed in changing your boundaries just because you’ve signed a contract. If you’ve taken cum on your face in countless early movies, why stop? I’ve done a lot of gonzo; the stronger of these scenes are what the majority of fans remember me for, so why not do more? Why not give people what they want? Isn’t that the basic principle of sales? So I asked Sin City and they agreed that I could shoot for Aurora Snow. I was excited about doing the scene. I realized that I had missed shooting gonzo; I missed the buzz of being pushed to my sexual limits, the ultimate submission and the adrenaline rush you get when you know a scene is really hot.

I’ve been on a lot of feature sets and many gonzo sets, I’ve socialized with primarily gonzo directors/performers and also those involved solely with features. And this has made me question, is there a silent war between features and gonzo? Does each camp really think that it is better and looks down on the other?

I’ve been told that there is no market for features, they are boring to watch, the girls in them don’t enjoy having sex, and no one cares about the dialogue.

I’ve heard that gonzo is a phase the industry will grow out of, the girls that do it are disgusting, and the directors are women-haters. Can’t we all just get along?

I like my involvement in both sides of the industry; I like the glamour of features but the shock value of gonzo. It’s fun to be shooting a simulated girl/girl scene with Ashley Blue and watch the director turn pale as she asks him what our boundaries are- can I force my hand down her throat? What about my own throat? Can I choke her? Spit on her? Slap her? Well, what are we supposed to do then?

Joking aside, I admire the performers that can fit comfortably into both worlds, those that can work for Vivid one day and Skeeter Kerkove the next. I don’t care who you are in this industry, what side of the fence you’re taking it up, what you think you’re doing differently. I had a director try to tell me once that what he shoots isn’t hardcore. Really, I thought, then why are my fingers halfway up this girl’s body? Save it for your parents, I know I’m shooting hardcore and I like it!

Many things are changing, nothing will be the same again.
Major spring cleaning took place.

The sun is so bright up on our top floor haven.
The light is hard, warm and constant.

And on a clear day you can see for ever
and ever
and ever
..mmmmoooooooooooooooooooooore.

I shaved my beard.
It had become an inch long.
I look so young.
It’s already been 2 months since, um.. since.
I wonder what must be done.
A water pistol is a good idea though.

conserve water; bathe with a friend.

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oh and Bilio was so much fun.
She’s so sultry haha

headache+bath=less headache
Una+bath=good fun
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
a small earthquake just occurred

another exclusive report from the Poop Front.
Many casualties.