Archive for April, 2004

LJ frenzy

Thursday, April 29th, 2004

woah Spring has knocked Peefee silly..
She has been sniffing my crotch ALL day.
Bress the rittre monstah heheheheheh


Thursday, April 29th, 2004

marilita and i went to Habitat to shop for her new apartment, we got some great stuff to be delivered next week and some vanilla scented candles to go, then we ate a ton of pizza and went to Virgin for cds.

Thursday, April 29th, 2004

kick kick kick bite scratch punch
if i faint from boredom, don’t be alarmed.
did christ die at 33?
ah goodie; a documentary on Icelandic fishmongers on ET1.
lets see.

Wednesday, April 28th, 2004
Monaco, situated on the French Mediterranean coast, is a popular resort with pleasant climate. The principality has successfully sought to diversify into services and small, high-value-added, nonpolluting industries. The state has no income tax and low business taxes and thrives as a tax haven both for individuals who have established residence and for foreign companies that have set up businesses and offices. The state retains monopolies in a number of sectors, including tobacco, the telephone network, and the postal service. Living standards are high, mild climate, splendid scenery, comparable to those in prosperous French metropolitan areas.

Western Europe, bordering the Mediterranean Sea on the southern coast of France, near the border with Italy
Geographic coordinates:
43 44 N, 7 24 E
total: 1.95 sq km
water: 0 sq km
land: 1.95 sq km
Area – comparative:
about three times the size of The Mall in Washington, DC
Land boundaries:
total: 4.4 km
border countries: France 4.4 km
4.1 km
Mediterranean with mild, wet winters and hot, dry summers
hilly, rugged, rocky
Geography – note:
second-smallest independent state in the world (after Holy See); almost entirely urban
noun: Monegasque(s) or Monacan(s)
adjective: Monegasque or Monacan
Ethnic groups:
French 47%, Monegasque 16%, Italian 16%, other 21%
Roman Catholic 90%
French (official), English, Italian, Monegasque
definition: NA
total population: 99%
male: NA%
female: NA%
Government Monaco Top of Page
Country name:
conventional long form: Principality of Monaco
conventional short form: Monaco
local short form: Monaco
local long form: Principaute de Monaco
Government type:
constitutional monarchy
Administrative divisions:
There are four quarters; Fontvieille, La Condamine, Monaco-Ville, Monte-Carlo
1419 (beginning of the rule by the House of Grimaldi)
National holiday:
National Day (Prince of Monaco Holiday), 19 November
17 December 1962
Legal system:
based on French law; has not accepted compulsory ICJ jurisdiction
21 years of age; universal
Executive branch:
chief of state: Prince RAINIER III (since 9 May 1949); Heir Apparent Prince ALBERT Alexandre Louis Pierre, son of the monarch (born 14 March 1958)
elections: none; the monarchy is hereditary;
Monaco does not have an embassy in the US
GDP – per capita:
purchasing power parity – $27,000 (1999 est.)
Unemployment rate:
3.1% (1998)
revenues: $518 million
expenditures: $531 million, including capital expenditures of $NA (1995)
tourism, construction, small-scale industrial and consumer products
euro (EUR)
Currency code:
Exchange rates:
euros per US dollar – 1.06 1.0626
Telephone system:
general assessment: modern automatic telephone system
domestic: NA
international: no satellite earth stations; connected by cable into the French communications system
Radio broadcast stations:
AM 1, FM NA, shortwave 8 (1998)
Television broadcast stations:
5 (1998)
none; linked to airport in Nice, France, by helicopter service
1 (shuttle service between the international airport at Nice, France, and Monaco’s heliport at Fontvieille) (2002)
Military Monaco Top of Page
Military – note:
defense is the responsibility of France
Disputes – international:

Wednesday, April 21st, 2004


i’m not saying a word.
not a word. no, not a word.


Wednesday, April 21st, 2004

oh they’re naughty. naughty. After it was all done, they washed, they put on their platform shoes and left the hotel room. They had some noodle soup. With their pay, they perhaps got some LV or Chanel stuff.

Wednesday, April 21st, 2004

ohh poopee

yes pffff

Tuesday, April 20th, 2004


Tuesday, April 20th, 2004


I really love people.
one way or another.

Tuesday, April 20th, 2004

Anyway, I’ve been doing absolutely nothing. Except reading other blogs, and it’s quite apparent as to who has a life and who doesn’t.

Sunday, April 11th, 2004
robinson crusoe

A shipwreck’s sole escapee, Robinson Crusoe endures 28 years of solitude on a Caribbean island and manages not only to survive but also to prevail. Details of his struggle to tolerate his lonely existence, and lively accounts of his many exploits make Robinson Crusoe the most engaging of narrators. All readers with a taste for adventure will relish this inexpensive edition of one of the most popular and influential novels ever written.

Sunday, April 11th, 2004

Hannah Harper:

“Is it all right if we do a facial cum shot?” the director asked me on my first movie for my Sin City contract. Are you kidding? I thought, if I had $1000 for every load I’ve taken on my face, wait a minute I do get… damn it, where’s all my money?

Anyway, the point is I’ve done a lot of facials. I’ve done a lot of anal, DP’s and ATM’s and it always surprises me when people don’t realize this. I like it when girls new to Direct Models say “Well, Hannah doesn’t do anal” as some kind of justification because they think they’re too good for it. “Umm, yes. Hannah does.”

I love being a contract girl; I love shooting features and enjoy the dialogue. I like make-up artists, beautiful locations. It’s fun to work with the same cast/crew each movie and hang out all day. A few months into my Sin City contract though I was feeling restless.

Fans had been e-mailing, asking me if I was going to shoot anything for Mayhem. As it was it had been purposely decided in my contract that I would only shoot features. But I’ve never really believed in changing your boundaries just because you’ve signed a contract. If you’ve taken cum on your face in countless early movies, why stop? I’ve done a lot of gonzo; the stronger of these scenes are what the majority of fans remember me for, so why not do more? Why not give people what they want? Isn’t that the basic principle of sales? So I asked Sin City and they agreed that I could shoot for Aurora Snow. I was excited about doing the scene. I realized that I had missed shooting gonzo; I missed the buzz of being pushed to my sexual limits, the ultimate submission and the adrenaline rush you get when you know a scene is really hot.

I’ve been on a lot of feature sets and many gonzo sets, I’ve socialized with primarily gonzo directors/performers and also those involved solely with features. And this has made me question, is there a silent war between features and gonzo? Does each camp really think that it is better and looks down on the other?

I’ve been told that there is no market for features, they are boring to watch, the girls in them don’t enjoy having sex, and no one cares about the dialogue.

I’ve heard that gonzo is a phase the industry will grow out of, the girls that do it are disgusting, and the directors are women-haters. Can’t we all just get along?

I like my involvement in both sides of the industry; I like the glamour of features but the shock value of gonzo. It’s fun to be shooting a simulated girl/girl scene with Ashley Blue and watch the director turn pale as she asks him what our boundaries are- can I force my hand down her throat? What about my own throat? Can I choke her? Spit on her? Slap her? Well, what are we supposed to do then?

Joking aside, I admire the performers that can fit comfortably into both worlds, those that can work for Vivid one day and Skeeter Kerkove the next. I don’t care who you are in this industry, what side of the fence you’re taking it up, what you think you’re doing differently. I had a director try to tell me once that what he shoots isn’t hardcore. Really, I thought, then why are my fingers halfway up this girl’s body? Save it for your parents, I know I’m shooting hardcore and I like it!

Friday, April 9th, 2004


Wednesday, April 7th, 2004

that’s funny but kiiiiinda true and right:

Tuesday, April 6th, 2004

I shaved my beard.
It had become an inch long.
I look so young.
It’s already been 2 months since, um.. since.
I wonder what must be done.
A water pistol is a good idea though.

Tuesday, April 6th, 2004

Tuesday, April 6th, 2004

A movie I’d like to see.

Sunday, April 4th, 2004

So Jennifer Connelly is a hooker whose pimp has had a head injury and he has gone a little off, and he threatens to kill her if she doesn’t go to London to perform a farting on Souppy’s face act at a convention for proctologists. A love story and much mayhem ensues.

Sunday, April 4th, 2004

Sunday, April 4th, 2004

Takaras bore the living crap out of me.
They dun exist.

Friday, April 2nd, 2004

conserve water; bathe with a friend.

stolen from angrybutter

Thursday, April 1st, 2004


This place is so eerie and beautiful.
Imagine if you were the very very last person alive on the planet.
Imagine how quiet it would be.