“..Across the hall from Shapiro’s office at Larry Flynt Publications, Albo received this note.

“Please read this letter and give it to a successful producer or casting director. I don’t have an address, so help me out. I am an attractive male in my 40s and I have 25 years of anal sex experience with my wife and my collection of huge sex toys. Over the years, I have developed a fine set of anal lips… I am just as good as any woman… And if I didn’t do it with actors, maybe I’d just use my toys. And if not that, maybe a trained, restrained orangutan or donkey…”

at home after so many journeys. [click]

it’s all about the hair [click]

off to Meteora
back on Friday
or Saturday
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*download this song*

..so some of us at the This Is Blythe forum chipped in so I could buy a Blythe to my weird neighbor girl. I think she takes care of her invalid mother and she never leaves the housed except to do shopping and pay the bills. I thought it’d be awesome if she had a Blythe of her own. So we got her one!!

I left the doll and her suitcase full of donated and spare stuff with a note “Her name is Sarah Miles and she wants to live with you” on the wall that separates my veranda from hers. Days passed and she wouldn’t touch the stuff. So I at one point, I jumped in her veranda at 6am one morning and left the doll and stuff in front of her kitchen door which was facing the balcony.
Next morning the stuff was back on the wall and there was a note:
“Asylums with doors open wide,
Where people had paid to see inside,
For entertainment they watch his body twist
Behind his eyes he says, ‘I still exist.'”
Atrocity Exhibition, Joy Division
and at the back it read: “Funny Indeed”
I freaked out but I got more determined. I left the doll for 2 more days under the harsh sunlight with a note that read “if you don’t accept her she will sit here till she has sunstroke”
In the end, she took her in.
And left a note:
“I still do not understand your intentions.
In any case, I thank you very much.
K******a
Game over”