Archive for June, 2007

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

Hey Little Girl has made it to the finals!
How sureal, we’re one of the 4 remaining contenders.
Winner is announced on the 7th. If we win, Private Ai-Ai gets produced as a limited edition.
Mean time, Japanese people are voting on their cell phones..

Mary Collins, where are you?

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

Friday, June 29th, 2007

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

I spent an hour sitting on the floor in the sociology aisle at *******, reading a book about luxury. this book was written on the premise that we no longer have a shared cultural ideology based in art or literature or even religion, but rather based in the shared experience of (or desire for) consumption of luxury items: namely, starbucks and evian and rolex and dolce & gabbana and mercedes or porsche.

this book said that marx and adam smith are obsolete, because we no longer identify ourselves based on our labor or even the products of our labor, but based on what we consume. we aren’t shopping to fill needs, we’re shopping to create identity. we feel fulfilled when we’re shopping because we feel as if we’re producing something – as if we’re having an individual experience, when what we’re doing is aligning ourselves with a concept of the group – choosing objects, clothing items, etc, that we think define culture and subcultures through our shared consumption of them.

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

i might not leave the apartment
for weeks.

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

thas righ
tsell it like it tsiz

in other news
the country is shut down because of the heat wave
yet anothah good reason for the greeks not to work.

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

Hay, I am Andy Worhol’s wig.

You can also see me framed in Andy’s bedroom. Do you see me?
There are many other wigs in the boxes.
I was auctioned at Christie’s in June of 2006 for $10,800.

June 24, on set

Monday, June 25th, 2007


Saturday, June 23rd, 2007

today’s viewage included: The Hustler, 1961

Piper Laurie is exceptional. Newman is pretty and boring.


Saturday, June 23rd, 2007

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007

4 women, hung on my wall.
who are they?
where are they now?

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

viewage included:

last few days were spend shooting a Lynch-esque new film:
lying dead in a pool of blood in the middle of omonoia square
traveling inside an old, empty dark train
face down in mud, in an run down church on the top of a mountain.

shooting will resume in august.

no way round it; Ugly Summer is here again.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

if you’re retarded like I am,
then YAY audiobewks.

i quit that Vyrypaev play.

i’ll start a podcast with marilita
we’ll read/act out brothers Grimm stories.

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

2 hours at an actors party
enough to sicken you
for a week.

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

did an interview for Slurp magazine.
will do a fantastic kafka-esque short film, shooting next week.
picking a new cell phone tomorrow.
must pack and ship 9849269294623 ebay stuffs.
got a yoga matte.
dyed a doll wig.
ate a pleurotus sandwich, to die for.
bought yet another dot com domain.

Monday, June 11th, 2007

i often look for answers to real life matters to the ibook dictionary
but but


Monday, June 11th, 2007

The HLG Blythe is on Japanese people’s cell phones for them to vote for the contest! fun! strange! exciting!

Sunday, June 10th, 2007

two people are on my mind constantly these days.

Maria Gripe, the writer of my most favorite book ‘Josephin’ which she wrote in 1961. She just died on April 5, 2007 in her home at age 84 :-( which is old enough, I guess. Josefin is an awkward girl, the town pastor’s daughter who has no friends and is laughed at at school. She decides to re-invent herself, changing her name to Anna Gra. As a kid, I’d read this book almost everyday, cover to cover instead of doing homework. Gripe later wrote 2 spin offs, ‘Hugo’ and ‘Hugo and Josefin’, awesome as well.

The other person is Amy Sedaris. I had met her in New York through friends and had seen her in The Little Frieda Mysteries at La Mama, the latter completely affecting my life. She’s a genius actress but she can also go out and do a concept cookbook cause it’s part of what she likes and have a crafts club cause it’s part of what she likes and do other non-actory stuff cause it’s part of what she also likes and not take things seriously and take things seriously enough and is obsessed with human hair wigs and have a miniscule company making cupcakes and cheeseballs and selling them directly to small coffee shops in the Village and that she disguises herself in her roles and dresses up in her personal life, and be 100 different people and have total creative control in her work.

Saturday, June 9th, 2007

yay good times.

Saturday, June 9th, 2007

dubbing is a hellish task. even when dubbing oneself.
at least the movie looks good.

she says a different thing from each and every angle.
some dolls are alive.

in other news, today yet once more, it was proved that actors are sheep.

Monday, June 4th, 2007

knock knock
who’s there
the courier
right then, wot chou want?
package for you
oh ok
[opens door]

Dad made me another Pastah Florah
and sent it surpise
he’s so good with certain things.

day off from rehearsals. found out that we made it to the semi-finals. Fun! So go vote for us betches.

Sunday, June 3rd, 2007

just when you thought they’d be enough,
you discover they were your own decoy
to catch and kill yourself.