“..Across the hall from Shapiro’s office at Larry Flynt Publications, Albo received this note.

“Please read this letter and give it to a successful producer or casting director. I don’t have an address, so help me out. I am an attractive male in my 40s and I have 25 years of anal sex experience with my wife and my collection of huge sex toys. Over the years, I have developed a fine set of anal lips… I am just as good as any woman… And if I didn’t do it with actors, maybe I’d just use my toys. And if not that, maybe a trained, restrained orangutan or donkey…”

they’re all tormenting me.
a nice fire would clear me of every burden.
Who is Leonidas?
Slept all afternoon. ew.

at home after so many journeys. [click]

it’s all about the hair [click]

off to Meteora
back on Friday
or Saturday
<--crick-->

..so some online friends chipped in to buy a Blythe doll to my weird neighbor girl.
I think she takes care of her invalid mother and she never leaves the housed except to do shopping and pay the bills.
I thought it’d be awesome if she had a Blythe friend of her own.
So we got her one!!

I left the doll and a suitcase full of  doll stuff on the wall that separates my veranda from hers, with a note: “Her name is Sarah Miles, she wants to come live with you.” Days passed and she wouldn’t touch the stuff. So I at one point, I jumped in her veranda at 6am one morning and moved everything  in front of her kitchen balcony door. Following morning the stuff was back on my side of the wall and there was a note:
“Asylums with doors open wide,
Where people had paid to see inside,
For entertainment they watch his body twist
Behind his eyes he says, ‘I still exist.'”
Atrocity Exhibition, Joy Division
and at the back it read: “Funny Indeed”
I freaked out but I got more determined. I left the doll for 2 more days under the harsh sunlight with a note that read “If you don’t take her in, she’ll wait here until she has a sunstroke.”
In the end, she took her in.
And left a note:
“I still do not understand your intentions.
In any case, I thank you very much.
K******a
Game over”

Hmm.. Such mystery.
I still haven’t actually seen this girl
in two years..
Peefee is intrigued —>

two more peeks:
washing tush [oh the food was outworldly]
..and she set up boudoir on the bedside table;

back.

Paris was too sweet for words. Although I’ve been there more than a dozen times this time round I got to very seriously considering moving there. We stayed at the ultra chic Hotel Costes
and here’s T. spitting on the passers by.
<–clique

The place where I stayed on Mykonos has a website:

once again, I haven’t done my laundry and I’m taking dirty clothes on the trip with me. I’ll have to give it to the hotel to clean it for me.
Dolls are lucky they don’t stink 2 hours after they shower.
I forget where I’m staying but they tell me it’s super luxe.

i fly out in 3 hours.
omg where are my pills?…

1] 2]

Tereza, how was your first visit to Mykonos? Did you enjoy it?
“I did and here’s what I got up to”:

In other news, i’ve been told i must do my laundry
because I’m flying to Paris tomorrow.
What do they mean by “flying” ?
I do wonder…
‘Cause they can’t actually mean “flying”
Must be a slip of the tongue.

“koritsia diwxte me exw douleies”

Tereza and I are back from M.
had the bestest time,
too much.
a taste/a desktop image:

aaaaaaggh
i have 12 minutes to pack for a 4 day weekend in Mykonos.
All my clothes are dirty.
My neighbor accepted the doll I left for her on the balcony between our apartments.
fuck this journal I must dash…

Copycat Monstah #2 tells us:

“Anyfink she can do, I can do bettah.”

in other news,

my best friend tells me:

which is true but also so untrue.

****
Silly monstah acts like an idiot;
then expects food in return:

“wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up”

“wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up!
IT’S AN EMERGENCY!!!
I must eat RIGHT now or I’ll die!!
you MUST believe me!
“wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up!”wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up!”wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up!”wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up!”wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up!”wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up!”wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up!”

mm..
my eyes water like i’m suppressing a sob.
like when I used to be crazy.