I’m so retarded. How have I survived thus far?
on luck alone, I s’pose.

*kicks you in the pussAy*
[no, not you, you.]

I’m not this baby but I’ll claim that I am.
[Così è (se vi pare)]

if this was a private diary, I’d write that I’d like a hug.
As it is, I’ll write instead: suck my dick.

I have an offer from Japan to design a Blythe wig,
to be factory mass produced.
hm, which style to do..

start shooting a new film in September
and in October, I’m doing ‘Six Dance Lessons in Six Weeks’
with Reni Pitaki.