June 3rd, 2007

just when you thought they’d be enough,
you discover they were your own decoy
to catch and kill yourself.


adult actress Faye Runaway explains it.
Jenny: How did you pick your name?
Faye: Frank named me. Well you know like, Faye Dunaway like, the old actress, right?
Jenny: Huh?
Faye: Do you know who Faye Dunaway is?
Jenny: Heard the name, not really familiar.
Faye: It doesn’t matter, I’m like, it doesn’t matter anyway..
Luke: She’s in China Town, right?
Faye: I don’t think she’s still alive, is she? I wonder if I can get sued, using that stage name…
it’s raining rain; hallelujah. now i definitely have the perfect excuse not to go to any saturday night party from hell.

oh man, good customer service is so hard to find in this country, when you do get it, you just want to give them a complimentary blow job out of sheer outpouring gratitude.
in all honesty, what I’ve always wanted, since childhood, was to be forever stranded alone on an deserted island.
it’s pretty fucked that the only way to get them to pay me, was to threaten them with not signing the release.
one two three four
ten
you might one day learn how to be professional.
surprise visit by the parents,
flew over incognito to see me in the play,
bearing gifts
mom says here, i got you a paul smith shirt and some comme de garcon perfume.
dad says here, i baked you bread and cookies and Pasta Flora with my own marmalade.
neat.
1st day of rehearsals for “Oxygen” by Russian playright Ivan Viripaev.
Opens October 17th at Amore theater for a 3 month run.

Madhuri Dixit: deity.
ah t’was such fun.
knee bled a river again.
they thought it was staged.
forgot a line.
hindustani, aaaayyy…
*swivels hips*
all washed
a 24:00 show to do
cinderellah heh
the stroke of midnight
pumpkin
pouff
dirty again.

i enjoy a good, fun nightmare
as much as the next guy
but this is getting tiresome
an exorcism perhaps
so i dreamt i was at school where everything was yellow and we were taking a math test, of course i had no clue as to how to solve the equations, the teacher knew that and said it’s ok, i can buy the credits after school with sex. i was relieved, yet a little disgusted.
if i were to post an entry for today,
or what has been today april 29th 2007,
i’d say that..
i did a good show,
played with some beautiful *****s,
ektoras cooked dreamy spaghetti,
and that i’m watching les yeux sans visage
that my interview at vimadonna magazine
was a tad ****** but my mother approved
raise my allowance then,
art isn’t easy.
i love my occitane soaps.


-Hello, this is Vanity, is Jimmy home?
-Yes, but he’s taking a shower.
-Oh I see. Did he just take out the trash?
-No, that’s sommit he USED to do, now he’s takin’ out ME.