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Dear Diary,
Had a meetin’ today where I was introduced to the ADs and some other people. They’re an OK bunch. The hairstylist came too and luckily it was decided that I had done an excellent job cutting my hair so they didn’t cut it any more. I hate other people cutting my hair.
I’ve eaten a huge plate of black beans and I’m waiting for the miracles to start happenin’….