Thursday, January 31st, 2008

this gynecologist said to her: “woah, hey that’s not your vagina, that’s your asshole.”
in other news, i’m off to Grand Bretagne with A. for spicy bloody marys.
and to wrap up, yes, get fucked.

so i’ve been told that i lost a movie ’cause i’m very **********
however all is not *yawn* lost,
Ι’ll be doing two other ones.
Dad fed-exed me one of his famous pasta floras, made with fig marmalade he makes from scratch. it’s as perfect as always, vanilla-y, crumbly and painfully addictive.



honAAAyy, I don’t know about you but *I* have been overdosing on Cheryl Merkowski’s progrum. so delicious.
it’s smokAy honAyy..

..counting the seconds till season 2 of The Brini Maxwell Show arrives, thank you BEN for sharing this delectable unreleased material!
did a photoshoot but can’t show you before the magazine publishes the images, honAyyy.
in july-ish I’ll be playing Oswald in Henrik Ibsen’s Ghosts with a bunch of fantastic peoples.
in other news, it’s official. I’m retarded.
oh and I MUST find a fondue set, in either mustard color or olive green. Mom, I know you read this shit, may I have yours?