Archive for May, 2007

On the set of “Barely Legal #75” May 18, 2007

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

adult actress Faye Runaway explains it.

Jenny: How did you pick your name?
Faye: Frank named me. Well you know like, Faye Dunaway like, the old actress, right?
Jenny: Huh?
Faye: Do you know who Faye Dunaway is?
Jenny: Heard the name, not really familiar.
Faye: It doesn’t matter, I’m like, it doesn’t matter anyway..
Luke: She’s in China Town, right?
Faye: I don’t think she’s still alive, is she? I wonder if I can get sued, using that stage name…

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

Saturday, May 19th, 2007

it’s raining rain; hallelujah. now i definitely have the perfect excuse not to go to any saturday night party from hell.


Saturday, May 19th, 2007

Friday, May 18th, 2007

oh man, good customer service is so hard to find in this country, when you do get it, you just want to give them a complimentary blow job out of sheer outpouring gratitude.

Friday, May 18th, 2007

in all honesty, what I’ve always wanted, since childhood, was to be forever stranded alone on an deserted island.

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

another full blown strike today
to quote Susanita:
“people in this country just don’t want to work.”

Sunday, May 13th, 2007

it’s pretty fucked that the only way to get them to pay me, was to threaten them with not signing the release.
one two three four
you might one day learn how to be professional.

Friday, May 11th, 2007

surprise visit by the parents,
flew over incognito to see me in the play,
bearing gifts

mom says here, i got you a paul smith shirt and some comme de garcon perfume.
dad says here, i baked you bread and cookies and Pasta Flora with my own marmalade.


Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

Oh hot damn. It just came to me; Meryl is looking after me tonight.

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

come and get some some

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

1st day of rehearsals for “Oxygen” by Russian playright Ivan Viripaev.
Opens October 17th at Amore theater for a 3 month run.

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

the world is coming to an end.

Monday, May 7th, 2007

Madhuri Dixit: deity.

ah t’was such fun.
knee bled a river again.
they thought it was staged.
forgot a line.
hindustani, aaaayyy…
*swivels hips*

Choli Ke Peeche bitches

Sunday, May 6th, 2007

cholii ke piichhe kyaa hai
chunarii ke niiche kyaa hai, chunarii ke niiche ? x2
hooooo.. cholii me dil hai meraa, chunarii me. n dil hai meraa x2
ye dil me. n duu. ngii mere yaar ko, pyaar koooo.. laakho.
ayyyy.. n diivaane tere, laakho. n diivaane
aashiq puraane tere, aashiq puraane
hoooo, aashiq milaa naa aisaa, merii pasa nd jaisaa
de dil shahar ye aisaa, kyaa karuu, kyaa karuu, ayyyy..
resham kaa laha.ngaa meraa x2
laha.ngaa hai maha.ngaa meraa
laha.ngaa uThaa ke chaluu. n, ghu. NghaT giraa ke chaluu.
kyaa kyaa bachaa ke chaluu.N raamajii, raamajii
ayyyy.. isako bachaa lo baabuu dil me.n chhupaalo baabuu x2
[being pulled] hoooo.. aashiq pa. De hai. n piichhe,
koii idhar ko khii. nche koii udhar ko khii.
ayyy.. [dance]

I chews the chewing gums and I call for a cab for the 10pm show.

Friday, May 4th, 2007

all washed
a 24:00 show to do
cinderellah heh
the stroke of midnight
dirty again.

Friday, May 4th, 2007

i enjoy a good, fun nightmare
as much as the next guy
but this is getting tiresome
an exorcism perhaps

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

so i dreamt i was at school where everything was yellow and we were taking a math test, of course i had no clue as to how to solve the equations, the teacher knew that and said it’s ok, i can buy the credits after school with sex. i was relieved, yet a little disgusted.

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

scraped my knee again during 1st act
and smeared blood on the stage
hurts dammit

i heard some nasty things
about me
had a good cry

i’ll take a bath
wish i lived in new york in 1983