Archive for April, 2007

Monday, April 30th, 2007

if i were to post an entry for today,
or what has been today april 29th 2007,
i’d say that..

i did a good show,
played with some beautiful *****s,
ektoras cooked dreamy spaghetti,

and that i’m watching les yeux sans visage
that my interview at vimadonna magazine
was a tad ****** but my mother approved
raise my allowance then,
art isn’t easy.

i love my occitane soaps.

repaired camera = random work pics

Saturday, April 28th, 2007

in the play i’m doing, i use my grandad’s whistle. he was a football coach. these feet took me to work today. i love poking needles into the wig head. makes a crude sound. the brush i got from england, untangles the hair. i posed for evi, we laughed. the mirror cracked.

hello dressing room.

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

ANTONYM: normal

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

it’s evident that *you* have an chip on yer shoulder.

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007

so taken with s.c. and her movie.

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007

Qu’ils mangent de la brioche.


tic toc tic toc…..

Friday, April 20th, 2007

when it rains, it pours.

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

-Hello, this is Vanity, is Jimmy home?
-Yes, but he’s taking a shower.
-Oh I see. Did he just take out the trash?
-No, that’s sommit he USED to do, now he’s takin’ out ME.

Monday, April 16th, 2007


Friday, April 13th, 2007

“I cannot count the number of times I’ve tried to sit next to a lesbian in a bar and she’s screamed,
“Okay, you win.”
I think they’re territorial about seats because that’s where the pussy goes;
the bar stool is a lesbian pussy platter.”

In other news, over the last few days I have used 3 big bottles of rubbing alcohol, scrubbing everything and anything that came in my path. Germs. Insanity. Dead human cells. Oil. Clean.

I have a midnight show. Is it full moon? the cats are acting psychotic.

Have listened to 100 podcasts since monday.

I’m doing a photoshoot for vimadonna magazine tomorrow.

Who has “e talking” by soulwax? I like it. Hook a brothah up.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

It’s 5am and I just found out that Cleopatra
would masturbate using a hollow dildo full of bees.

Necessity is mother of all invention.

Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets.

1. They live here. You don’t.
2. If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the “fur”niture.
3. I like my pets a lot more than I like you.
4. To you, it’s an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak clearly.


Easter grossness is finally over. Oh vey, the stench..
Wilde shows resume tomorrow. Come see us y’all.


I now has a Second Life. I spent 3 hours to make me look like Shelley Duvall and I live underneith the water of the Orientation Island. It all feels very Dharma Initiative..

Sunday, April 1st, 2007

lawrd, he’s such a hick..
and there’s 5 more weeks.