Archive for January, 2008

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

this gynecologist said to her: “woah, hey that’s not your vagina, that’s your asshole.”
in other news, i’m off to Grand Bretagne with A. for spicy bloody marys.
and to wrap up, yes, get fucked.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

irreplaceable. is not.

crick on srut

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

teh lolz are upon us. lube up.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

so i’ve been told that i lost a movie ’cause i’m very **********
however all is not *yawn* lost,
Ι’ll be doing two other ones.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

oh and yes, get fucked.

roses are red, violets are blue, i am retarded, so are you.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

Dad fed-exed me one of his famous pasta floras, made with fig marmalade he makes from scratch. it’s as perfect as always, vanilla-y, crumbly and painfully addictive.

roses are red, violets are blue, get fucked.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008


Friday, January 25th, 2008

I’m doing a retarded installation.

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

two things i need; jock straps and glass holy water bottles.

Retardation: A Celebration.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008


Friday, January 18th, 2008

at Benaki Museum, last night..

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

clickie on the piccie for hot action animated by Filep Motwary

OMIKRON magazine fashion editorial by Filep Motwary

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

Monday, January 14th, 2008

truth revealed about the 15th and 16th λολζ

Saturday, January 12th, 2008

Saturday, January 12th, 2008

Maila Nurmi, best known as “Vampira”
December 21, 1921 – January 10, 2008

Maila could not drive and Ed Wood could not afford dressing rooms,
so to film “Plan 9 from Outer Space” she went to the studio by bus,
fully dressed and made up as Vampira.

Finnish born actress, tv host, boutique owner, painter, crafty gal, Old Hollywood survivor.

Friday, January 11th, 2008

I’d rather hear a fat girl fart, than a pretty boy sing, honAAy.

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

honAAAyy, I don’t know about you but *I* have been overdosing on Cheryl Merkowski’s progrum. so delicious.
it’s smokAy honAyy..

..counting the seconds till season 2 of The Brini Maxwell Show arrives, thank you BEN for sharing this delectable unreleased material!

did a photoshoot but can’t show you before the magazine publishes the images, honAyyy.
in july-ish I’ll be playing Oswald in Henrik Ibsen’s Ghosts with a bunch of fantastic peoples.
in other news, it’s official. I’m retarded.

oh and I MUST find a fondue set, in either mustard color or olive green. Mom, I know you read this shit, may I have yours?


Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

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Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

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