Lookie, Twiggy and Twiggy. I suppose i didn’t get ‘that’ film so i guess i will do that ‘other’ one. stuffed my face with oreos, girl scout cookies, twinkies, cherry coke, sweethearts, valentine chocolates and other good ol’ american staples. The Tess is the bestment in the of. The me bows and falts. [ in other news; the lies, oh the lies]

What a care packagement!!!!
So furr of goodies in the it!!!!!
I rove the stuffments of the box at the packagement!
Herro! Hit me!
Oh herro!…

a sucker’s work is never done.

G-FORCE!!!!

..was my all time favorite series as a kid.
how sweet it was founding these phunky bendy g-force figures!
<---crick

and yes, it’s 6am.
Sleep is so overrated.

yum the African Blythes and LBEs I’m preparing are almost finished! they look so good, factory quality man! My fave will be the petite African Blythe. She looks AWESOME!.. <--- Here's Tess' La Takarelle. Complete with fluent ebonics and finger-snapping action. "Daaayyuuum mofo!! I'm gonna kick yo ass!!"

Just watched Monster. Poor girl, she got so totally fucked by everyone.
There is no god. *spit*
[i hope she gets the oscar too]

I lost this head to another at ebay. Should’ve bid higher. Love the plastic insert eyes. She’d look good with a big, phat, crispy bouffant. She’s old and knows stuff. She’d love to find peace of mind at the prestigious Yatabazah Cosmetology Mannequin Head Rest Home

gggrrmph.. me this morning..

ah, the cherry blossoms in Japan.

how neat this picture phone.
how neat Mullet looks today.

Teleasty Channel:
“…hamos kathe vrady sto Club Dalaveri!”

YES, YES I KNEW IT!
Those fucking SATAN’S tools.

I’m NEVER, EVER going against my instincts.
So. We gather at the National Theater with our luggage, collect the money they were paying us for the extra show in Skopje and we fart around at the theater’s coffee shop till it’s time to get on the bus to take us to the airport. And then it happens.
“A plane crashed in Skopje. No survivors.”

WHAT THE FUUCK??!?!?!?!?! GIMME BACK MY PASSPORT

N-O-W!

I majorly freaked out and demanded to be given my fucking passport and I took full responsibility to get my sorry ass to fucking Skopje by TRAIN. They gave me no hard time about it as I was on the brink of a full force hysteric ass kicking fit. A few other members of the cast had already taken earlier trains and were already on their way. WHY had I agreed to take the FUCKING ASS-FUCKING PLANE?!?!?!?! Maybe i’m getting senile after all. Marilita decided to join me so we so we dragged ourselves to the train station and stood in line for tickets. And like 2 minutes later I get a phone call: ” Show’s canceled. Come back.”
YES!!!!!!!
GOD DAMN FUCKING P-H-E-W!…………………………
never ever never ever never ever never ever never
never ever never ever never ever never ever never
never ever never ever never ever never ever never
never ever never ever never ever never ever never
never ever never ever never ever never ever never
never ever never ever never ever never ever never
never ever never ever never ever never ever never
never ever never ever never ever never ever never

7 hours to go…

my first photo using my new and oh so wonderful picture phone. She’s so pretty/austere. She’s a hairdressing model i bought today. Argh life would be so neat right now if I didn’t have to get on the big metal bird in 10 hours [and counting].

THE HORROR!!!!!

oh i’m going to have to be SO drunk to get on that fucker…

MAYDAY
MAYDAY
MAYDAY
MAYDAY

I must get on a plane tomorrow morning to go to Skopje to do a show!
I’ve successfully avoided getting on a plane for 5 years. Now there’s no way to avoid it! This isn’t happening!

I must to the rehearsal again.
God, directors are so unnecessary.

the scary thing is that although it starts as an affectation you may get lost in it forever. And time is short.

Compasion no quiero
lastima no quiero
quiero un amor duro que me pueda hacer vibrar
tu sabor yo quiero
tu sudor yo quiero
quiero tu locura que me haga delirar
pura caρa! puro amor!

(coro)
amor a la mexicana
de cumbia huapango y son
caballo, bota, y sombrero, tequila tabaco y ron
amor a la mexicana
caliente al ritmo del sol
despacio y luego me mata
mi macho de corazon (x3)

suavecito quiero
bien rudo lo quiero
quiero que me llegue hasta el fondo del corazon
lento yo lo quiero
simpre mas yo quiero
quiero que me espante hasta perder la razon

pura caρa! puro amor!
(coro) (x 2 )

amor a la mexicana
ay! quiero tu amor hasta el fondo del corazon
amor a la mexican
ay en tu locura quiero perder la razon
amor a la mexicana,
suavecito, despacito, yo lo quiero
amor a la mexicana,
de carino, de delirio, yo me muero.

Auntie Souppy takes a nap

I have a new passport.
I don’t want to use it.
Leaving for Skopje on the 25th.

so the car pulls up next to the bank, I jump out, pop my card into the ATM machine, I take the money and I get back into the car. The WRONG car!!!!! How embarrassing, let alone scary! Thankfully there was no one in there so I didn’t get punched out or screamed at. heheheheheheheheheh

Testing tomorrow for the film I *really* want.
goddamit gimmegimmegimme it

Went to do a read-through for the new film. Met the rest of the cast.
Hm.. Should I do it? Should I not?
Hm..
Hm….

I keep thinking of all the friends who have died; Noel, Minas, um.. these two.
And Mania. And Auntie Bebe. And grandpa. I wonder who’s next?…
How terrible.

It snowed so much! I hope the whole city is forever covered under an avalanche with many many casualties. Yioula, Syllas, Aspasia, Pandelis came over and we pigged out.
I considered shaving the old head but kinda hesitated.
Then I felt guilty for all the unticked things on my huge To Do list.
Then I felt a surge of creativity and made a pair of earrings out of doll legs.

so i just got offered the lead in a feature but maybe i don’t like the script…

aaaaargh
I have 1.000.000 chores to do and i won’t do none.
goddamitshitfuckcocksuckahdammitshitmofo

happiness found in the prototype stage of things:

ok the vintage phone works all of a sudden.
i’ll take it as a good sign.
oh biorhythms go away go right back on ‘s face.

argh the flu is in me.
stop the world i want to get off.

The End